they took his drink tho??????
dont hit on me silly counter-terrorists
Michael Cera as The Phoenix Connexion
"H-h-how do I plant the bomb??"
RARE RAINFURREST VID #2 FEAT ALWAYSPROFESSIONAL
its me. im sheldon (??)
i kissed a boy today
I hope you were able to remind him to pick up his steaks as well.
"You guys, look, I’m a MAXIPAD CYCLOPS. Quick, take a pic, im shooting my eye laserss"
-My famous last words
MIB3. WAS. SO. GOOD.
Also I unknowingly some how cosplayed a 1960’s MIB secretary. It’s cannon. Haahha.
fsgfdhldghd POH MY GOd
I went and saw The Artist!!! IT WAS A REALLY GOOD MOVIE AND WORTH ALL THE ACCLAIM.
Then after I went to an art show, noticed a mirror and took vanity shots on my shitnastastic cellphone (read: garbage)
Big booty cosplay
There’s Waldo, and he approves
I also approve.
“Man, Japan is suh-weeeet”
This is an excerpt from the “Wheres Waldo in the Friendzone?”
“Waldo dropped his bag immediately at the sight of the two girls, scantily clad, wearing nothing but skimpy underwear and knee-high socks. He had been all over the world, but never before had he seen an ass so succulent and so perfect on a girl of such utter quality.
He squinted in the sunlight, his mind trying to unravel the mystery of whether what he was seeing was an illusion or whether an ass so immaculate could be real. His mind was racing as the girls failed to notice him staring so sharp yet so forlorn at the glorious features that adorned their bodies.
Usually, it was up to people to find Waldo. This time, Waldo had found it instead.”
~”Waldo’s Travels” Chapter 3, Paragraph 13