One day while Romney was masturbating, Obama got wood.
He could no longer help himself!
He watched as Romney stroked his juicy kawaii cock. He approached Romney which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Obama too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever!
Obama: “Romney Senpai! I’m alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU.”
Romney: “Oh Obama Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!”
Obama grabbed a bunch of flavored lube and rubbed it all over his head Obama: “Oh my! It’s cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite! Obama then stuffed his head up into Romney’s tight ass! The other politicians around the room watched intently as Obama shoved his head back and forth into Romney’s nice ass, continuously making a squishy wet noise. The other politicians also became aroused and they all gathered around Obama and Romney and started to urinate all over them, and then they started to masturbate.
Romney: “Oh my goodness, Obama Chan! You are churning my insides up so well! Your nose is stimulating my prostate! OH YES!
All the other politicians became so aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed Obama completely inside, and they all went inside. All of them wanted to be inside Romney’s nice round ass.
Romney: “No wait guys! My ass cannot hold this much! I’m getting so full! All the politicians went inside of poor squirming Romney and pretty much, he was beyond full, and died from having his insides completely damaged.
The Illuminati Jewish Overlord came inside and found Romney, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of politicians.
This could’ve been prevented in Ron Paul’s America.