Kappa the anus eating monster.
As water monsters, kappa have been frequently blamed for drownings, and are often said to try to lure people to the water and pull them in with their great skill at wrestling. They are sometimes said to take their victims for the purpose of drinking their blood, eating their livers or gaining power by taking their shirikodama (尻子玉?), a mythical ball said to contain their soul which is located inside the anus
this is frightening because one day you may very well poop out your soul
What if poo is your soul abd you have been pooping out your soul ever couple days or so??????
our days are number 2’d
Looks like the shit has hit the fan.